Elise: Congratulations Ben, we'd like to name you woman of the year.
Leslie: Son of a bitch!

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Because this tree is strong and quite, and always there when you need it. Or whatever.

Ron

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I change my locks every 16 days. That key's been useless since the 2nd Tuesday I gave it to you.

Ron

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Ben: Now one's ever asked me how my kids are or who's taking care of them. By the way who's taking care of them?
Leslie: My -- my mom, everythings fine.

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I love how independent my wife is, and for that reason, I will not let her speak! That came out wrong.

Ben

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Gerry: Gale might even call me the "b" word. Bozo.
Donna: Wow, we are very different people.

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Andy: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's emabrassing!
April: We're married.
Andy: Still!

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It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!

Ron

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