Principal: How old are you?
April: He’s 33 and I’m 47/Immortal.

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Tom: How bout I break you off some of that Ja Rule?
Student: Who’s Ja Rule?

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Ohh, girl, you look creepy.

Andy

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Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?

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I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.

Ben

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I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.

Ben

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Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.

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