Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9: "Ron and Diane" Quotes
It might be cold outside but it's about to get warm all up in my jazz.
Ron Swanson
It's cold outside and I can't wear mittens because they're not flattering to my hands!
Tom
Wow, look at this room. So much wood ready to be worked.
Tammy
I don't know if you know this, but things with fat in them taste way better than things that don't!
Chris
I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.
Andy
This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.
Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?
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