Parks and Recreation "Ron and Diane" Quotes
Ron Swanson: It might be cold outside but it's about to get warm all up in my jazz.
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Tom: It's cold outside and I can't wear mittens because they're not flattering to my hands!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tammy: Wow, look at this room. So much wood ready to be worked.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Chris: I don't know if you know this, but things with fat in them taste way better than things that don't!
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Andy: I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Ron: This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?
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Total Quotes: 7