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It might be cold outside but it's about to get warm all up in my jazz.

Ron Swanson

It's cold outside and I can't wear mittens because they're not flattering to my hands!

Tom

Wow, look at this room. So much wood ready to be worked.

Tammy

I don't know if you know this, but things with fat in them taste way better than things that don't!

Chris

I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.

Andy

This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.

Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?

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