Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy, Part 2" Quotes

Leslie: Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Tammy: You're a joke. You're not even a man anymore. Oh, and by the way, last night I faked four out of the seven.
Ron: So did I.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Tammy and I are in love, and we're going to start a family together. In fact. She's ovulating. So if you'll excuse us, we're heading off on our honeymoon.
Jerry: Wow, where you going?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Donna: Look I love you like a brother. But right now I hate you. Like my actual brother, Levandrious, who I hate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: April, way to come in! Great initiative.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I know Tammy seems scary, but really she's just a manipulative, psychotic, library book pedaling sex crazed She Demon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: You know what I like? Calzones.
Chief Trumple: What the hell's wrong with this guy?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ann: I haven't felt this good in years. And it's not just because of the supplements he has me taking and the soluble fiber and the increase in regularity. It's him.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ron: It's too bad. I just taught her how to whittel. She made me this tiny sharpened stick.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Leslie: Yes. I know exactly when we should do it. Post-pizza, pre-ice cream, between his third and fourth beer. He'll be full but not stuffed. Tipsy but not drunk. Should be around nine.
Ben: OK. So you've thought this through.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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