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Elvis: Do we just, uh, select the woman we desire? I will take the large, black one.
Tom: Interesting choice.

I am deputy director of parks and recreation and chairwoman of the departmental adhoc subcommittee for pit beautification, Leslie Knope.

Leslie

I had to drop the rock and roll bowling alley from our itinerary. That was one of the most difficult phone calls I've ever had to make.

Leslie

My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful.

April

Also, remember everyone. Venezuela is a poor country. These men are not used to the wealth and flash that we have here in central Indiana.

Leslie

Leslie: Our photo op with the mayor is tomorrow at 3 p.m., so I'm gonna need your suggestions about my wardrobe asap.
Tom: I told you, gold sequin sweatpants.

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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Also, remember everyone. Venezuela is a poor country. These men are not used to the wealth and flash that we have here in central Indiana.

Leslie

Leslie: Our photo op with the mayor is tomorrow at 3 p.m., so I'm gonna need your suggestions about my wardrobe asap.
Tom: I told you, gold sequin sweatpants.

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