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Your office shall serve as his monkey tomb!

Leslie

I've been single for an hour now and it's the tits!

Mona Lisa

When you're not around, Tom drinks tap water.

Ann

To be perfectly honest, Mouserat's music is not my thing. I really only listen to like German death reggae, Halloween sound effects from the 1950s, and Bette Midler. Obviously.

April

How did I not know that Diddy was on Instagram, you jagweeds?

Mona Lisa

Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!

Andy

Dating Mona Lisa is awesome. Except I live in constant fear of my life. So I need to do the mature thing and get someone to dump her.

Tom

That is my band. I didn't recognize them without me because I'm the only one that matters.

Andy

I believe in cutting useless government projects. I also believe in cutting useful government projects.

Ron
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Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 21 Quotes

That is my band. I didn't recognize them without me because I'm the only one that matters.

Andy

I believe in cutting useless government projects. I also believe in cutting useful government projects.

Ron
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