Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 21: "Swing Vote" Quotes
Your office shall serve as his monkey tomb!
Leslie
I've been single for an hour now and it's the tits!
Mona Lisa
When you're not around, Tom drinks tap water.
Ann
To be perfectly honest, Mouserat's music is not my thing. I really only listen to like German death reggae, Halloween sound effects from the 1950s, and Bette Midler. Obviously.
April
How did I not know that Diddy was on Instagram, you jagweeds?
Mona Lisa
Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!
Andy
Dating Mona Lisa is awesome. Except I live in constant fear of my life. So I need to do the mature thing and get someone to dump her.
Tom
That is my band. I didn't recognize them without me because I'm the only one that matters.
Andy
I believe in cutting useless government projects. I also believe in cutting useful government projects.
Ron
