Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "The Fight" Quotes

Leslie: Oh my god I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover.
Ben: I feel great. I ran 5K this morning.
Leslie: Really?
Ben: No, I threw up in the shower.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ann: Also, I can talk about my qualifications for this position, but first I am gonna go throw up in a waste basket.

Leslie: Would you mind if I joined you?

Ann: Not at all.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Is this everybody?

Donna: Ann took a cab. Tom's in the trunk. Jerry's on the roof.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: John Ralphio!

John: Yes, I'm here.

Leslie: Dance up on me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: And let's be honest, it would be nice to not have to pull strange things out of people's butts every night.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: Re-elect Jan Cooper, Mayor of Whorewille.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: Chlamydia affects nearly 100% of Jan Coopers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: Jan Cooper will give you Chlamydia. Brought to you by the Pawnee Department of Public Health.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: I won't publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it. My only official recommendations are US Army issued mustache trimmers, Morton's Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence fine two inch style oscillating knife blade.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: I want this night to get krazy. Get me a shot of snake juice. I hear it has a dope aftertaste.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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