Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce" Quotes (Page 4)

Leslie: I've seen you look at her ass when she leaves the room. You love her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: Honestly, it's fine. It lasted longer than Avril Lavigne and the guy from Sum 41, am I right?
Leslie: I don't know what those are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: They'll only talk to you or me. And I can't go, because I don't want to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: They put a popcorn machine up there just to brighten things up, but they used the wrong kind of oil and a bunch of people had to get their throats replaced.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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