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I have thousands of seconds!

Chris

Woman: Is that a threat?
Ken: Why yes. I thought that was obvious!

The year is 2018. America is thriving under President Nick Cannon. And tomorrow, Chris Treagor is getting married.

Tom

Chris: To Tom Haverford! Wooo!
Tom: And to my wife Rihanna! We truly did find love in a hopeless place.

Looks like it's time for the Gettysburg Undress.

Babe Lincoln

Why if it isn't Babe Lincoln?

Ann

Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.

Ron

Things magazine says it's the next big thing!

Tom

Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR.

Ben
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