Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 10: "Two Parties" Quotes
I have thousands of seconds!Chris
Woman: Is that a threat?
Ken: Why yes. I thought that was obvious!
The year is 2018. America is thriving under President Nick Cannon. And tomorrow, Chris Treagor is getting married.Tom
Chris: To Tom Haverford! Wooo!
Tom: And to my wife Rihanna! We truly did find love in a hopeless place.
Looks like it's time for the Gettysburg Undress.Babe Lincoln
Why if it isn't Babe Lincoln?Ann
Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.Ron
Things magazine says it's the next big thing!Tom
Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR.Ben
Future home of Paunch Burger? Start drooling, fatties?April
The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.Ben
Anything that can be penis shaped, will be penis shaped!Ann