Parks and Recreation

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I have thousands of seconds!

Chris

Woman: Is that a threat?
Ken: Why yes. I thought that was obvious!

The year is 2018. America is thriving under President Nick Cannon. And tomorrow, Chris Treagor is getting married.

Tom

Chris: To Tom Haverford! Wooo!
Tom: And to my wife Rihanna! We truly did find love in a hopeless place.

Looks like it's time for the Gettysburg Undress.

Babe Lincoln

Why if it isn't Babe Lincoln?

Ann

Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.

Ron

Things magazine says it's the next big thing!

Tom

Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR.

Ben

Future home of Paunch Burger? Start drooling, fatties?

April

The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.

Ben

Anything that can be penis shaped, will be penis shaped!

Ann
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Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 10 Quotes

The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.

Ben

Anything that can be penis shaped, will be penis shaped!

Ann