Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Two Parties" Quotes

Chris: I have thousands of seconds!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Woman: Is that a threat?
Ken: Why yes. I thought that was obvious!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: The year is 2018. America is thriving under President Nick Cannon. And tomorrow, Chris Treagor is getting married.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: To Tom Haverford! Wooo!
Tom: And to my wife Rihanna! We truly did find love in a hopeless place.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Babe Lincoln: Looks like it's time for the Gettysburg Undress.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ann: Why if it isn't Babe Lincoln?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Tom: Things magazine says it's the next big thing!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR.
 • Rating: Unrated

April: Future home of Paunch Burger? Start drooling, fatties?
 • Rating: Unrated

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