Parks and Recreation

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Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.

Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Ron

Andy: I'll tell you what honey, here's the deal -- you get fired, I'll
quit too. I'm serious. We'll move to a new city, burn our fingertips
off with acid, swap faces...
April: What?
Andy: If we have to.

Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.

Leslie

First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.

Andy
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 22 Quotes

Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.

Leslie

First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.

Andy