I made a list of the things you love. Playing with our dog, staring contests, having sex with me - and so on. Then I lost the list.

Andy

You have to tell me because you legally bound yourself to me inmarriage!

Leslie

Ron: Terry, what has Leslie been up to?
Terry: Oh getting ready for big press conference!
Ben: Terry come on!

It's f*cking milk.

Ron

Why? Was there something inside the stupid ball?

Andy

Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.

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Andy: That book sounded so boring I almost cried a little.
April: Aw babe I'm sorry you had to hear that, you're safe now.

Tom: Tom Haverford? That's nice, but I don't think we can consider me a celebrity.
Donna: That's your handwriting.

I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.

Ron

Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.

Oh, you know, just regionally directing the midwest whatever of who cares.

April

This is why they call it Beantown, huh?

Andy

Parks & Rec Quotes

I hit rock bottom that night. I mean I literally fell to the bottom of a pit and hit a rock. I remember laying there thinking, there's probably a good reason why I'm down here. And then I remember thinking I need morphine.

Mark

You know why tonight is so much fun? Because everyone's so gay. And they know how to have fun, and the dancing ... everyone is just who they are and who they are is just stone cold gay.

Leslie