Parks and Recreation Quotes
Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention.Ron
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Leslie: Have you ever seen Monster's Inc?
Leslie: Damn it Ron! Engage in the culture once.
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I'm better now! I mean sure I'm depressed, and I'm constantly sick, and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right!Councilman Jamm
April: My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine?
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Andy: Head coach of the Chicago Bulls.
Tom: No he's uhh, we're with a non profit -
Andy: What!? No! Am I? That sucks.
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Chicagooooo! The big apple!Andy
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It's like rescuing a bunny from a lion! But that lion is a demonic sociopath - with really nice cleavage.Leslie
The snooker has become the snort!Leslie
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Andy: We. Are going. To Chicago!
Tom: Andy, think about what you're saying right now? Because it's the smartest idea anyone's ever had! Let's go!
Councilman Jamm: You know who else had plans?
Leslie: Oh please don't say Hitler.
Councilman Jamm: Hitler!
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Aw are you bummed Tom? I have a quick fix for that - let's get hammered. Everything is free here.Andy
I love her SO much. I hope she's my real mom.April
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Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April
Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.
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