Parks and Recreation Quotes
I love her SO much. I hope she's my real mom.April
Andy: We are responsible adults, you know what that means right?
April: I know.
Andy: That means we have money and we're going to buy the f*ck out of this house
12 closets, 3 bomb shelters, 5 dumbwaiters, 2 3/8ths bath, no kitchens. Fairly standard layout.Andy
Jessica: Is this a circle? Or is it an "O?" Is Oprah involved!?
Leslie: It's zero. I bid zero dollars.
Leslie: Ron, I just want you to know that I am not sorry for pushing your face into a cake.
Ron: Well I am sorry - for attending a public event.
I'm gonna get naked, I'm gonna get up there, and everybody's gonna see my weiner! I mean, you've seen it, you know how dumb it looks!Andy
No one should ever say that word out loud. It's like Voldemort - or Ron.Leslie
Meanwhile, me and you are on a boat - to the airport.Andy
I'm awesome at being humble.Tom
Why don't you shove all of them in your dumb mouth and then when I turn my back you can stab me with the skewer.Leslie
One man came and lifted us all up…and that man was me!Tom
So I'm kinda totally on Ron's side.Tom