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April: Babe, wake up!
Andy: That’s my spaghetti, Chewbacca.

Jamm: You’re the Superman to my Lex Luther.
Leslie: You want to be Lex Luther?
Jamm: Uh, yeah! Lex Luther is rich.

How sweet is this table? I got it from an authentic Benihana for $4000.

Jamm

I have gone head to head with Jamm 112 times. He has won 56 times and I have won 56 times.

Leslie

Barney: I just can’t believe it’s finally happening!
Frank: Hi Ben. I’m Frank. I took the job when you turned it down. I’ve heard a lot about you.

Video Ron Demand.

Tom

The voters, to use a political term, gave you the stanky boot.

Jamm

April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That’s not a…
Donna: Downton. Abbey.

Fluoride is boring! Welcome to TDazzle! It’s an aquatic-based social media oral experience.

Leslie
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