Parks and Recreation Quotes
Andy: We are responsible adults, you know what that means right?
April: I know.
Andy: That means we have money and we're going to buy the f*ck out of this house
12 closets, 3 bomb shelters, 5 dumbwaiters, 2 3/8ths bath, no kitchens. Fairly standard layout.Andy
Jessica: Is this a circle? Or is it an "O?" Is Oprah involved!?
Leslie: It's zero. I bid zero dollars.
Leslie: Ron, I just want you to know that I am not sorry for pushing your face into a cake.
Ron: Well I am sorry - for attending a public event.
I'm gonna get naked, I'm gonna get up there, and everybody's gonna see my weiner! I mean, you've seen it, you know how dumb it looks!Andy
No one should ever say that word out loud. It's like Voldemort - or Ron.Leslie
Meanwhile, me and you are on a boat - to the airport.Andy
I'm awesome at being humble.Tom
Why don't you shove all of them in your dumb mouth and then when I turn my back you can stab me with the skewer.Leslie
One man came and lifted us all up…and that man was me!Tom
So I'm kinda totally on Ron's side.Tom
So, hands in, defeat Ron on three! 1, 2, 3!Leslie