Parks and Recreation Quotes
Chris: Ron, I want to do things the Swanson way.
Ron: Wonderful. First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words. I have used 9. You have used 20.
Why did it take me so long to realize this? There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do nothing bad can happen to me. I am like a white male U.S. senator.Leslie
Remember when last year no one got flu shots because there was a rumor they’d turn you European?Ben
This morning I saw a youtube video with a puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar my bar for stunning is pretty high.Tom
The average woman worries about how she looks in a bathing suit. So does my nanny. I get it!Annabel Porter
Ann, you poetic and noble land mermaid.Leslie
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April: Every year we would dress up as demons and we would egg Larry’s house.
Larry: That was you?
Chris: Please, Larry, this is a private conversation.
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Ronnn. Can you put some more tiny marshmallows in my hot choccy?Tom
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