Parks and Recreation Quotes
Computers are mostly pointless, but that Yelp thing gave me a great idea on how to criticize people in places.Ron
Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.Ron
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I’m getting the epiphany sweats!Leslie
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It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.Leslie
The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.Leslie
There has never been a sadness not cured by breakfast food.Ron
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I’m sorry, Mrs. Knope. There is such a thing called journalistic integrity. And it is something I have as a journalist with integrity.Perd
I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.Tom
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I told him One Headlight by the Wallflowers isn’t dancing material and he told me, “Not with that attitude!”Ann
Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.Leslie
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Carob cookies and berries are literally my favorite dessert alternative.Chris
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Ain’t no party like a Leslie Knope party cause a Leslie Knope party is 30 parties.Leslie
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April
And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.Ben