Parks and Recreation Quotes
Please, Ron. I’ve never asked you for anything today.Tom
This is the hardest I’ve ever worked on anything since…wow—I’ve never worked hard on anything! What a cool life!Tom
Donna: Your family has made you a more patient and empathetic person.
Ron: You take that back!
I’ll wear that red thing when you deserve to see me in that red thing.Donna
Ben: Why would you erase the signatures?
Townsperson: I’m more of a Jack Johnson guy.
Why don’t you take a whale sounds break?Ben
Earlier, I was licking icing off of my finger and boom, I swallowed my wedding ring.Larry
We’re all just calm and happy people together enjoying ourselves on earth.Leslie
Ben! We knocked it out of the park first time around. If we play this right, we could raise one third of the Supreme Court!Leslie
Slowing down is not really my jam.Leslie
Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.Ron
Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson. I am Donna’s work-proximity associate.Ron