Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 12: "Campaign Ad"

Ann: Oh my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Episode 11: "Comeback Kid"

Leslie: Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: It's true. I no longer have highly trained, professional campaign managers. So what? Are most murders committed by highly trained, professional assassins? No, they're committed by friends and coworkers! That analogy was way better in my head.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: See there's more things to look at on the internet other than naked guys Ann.
Ann: What?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Tom, we're already late. Now be a man and sit on that girl's lap!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Ben, my campaign manager and I, have made a decision.
Ann: We've decided to fire that campaign manager, me.
Leslie: And hire you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 10: "Citizen Knope"

Ron: We need to get Leslie something that erases the enormous emotional debt that has built up over years of this gift-giving imbalance.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Ben and a much larger Ann. She definitely loves Ann.
Ann: Awwwww.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I know for a fact the Parks Department doesn't read letters.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ann: Just put your damn candy out!
 • Rating: Unrated

Donna: So, I made my desk out of silver M&Ms, but they do not make silver M&Ms so I spray painted them.
Ann: Okay, so those are poisonous, so no one eat them.
Andy: Yeah, duh!
Ann: Go throw up.
Andy: I didn't eat any.
Ann: Go throw up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: My God Diana, will you stop it with the letter writing campaign.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: My pleasure. See you in hell!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Don't touch my pickles Ann!
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: You were very fair. In fact, I'm the one who needs to apologize. I got you involved in PCP, but I'm starting a new group now, LSD - Leslie's Sorry Division - and I just wanted to say I'm sorry Chris.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: I don't know what else to say except let's go win an election.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 9: "The Trial of Leslie Knope"

Ron: So it learns information about me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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