Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Quotes (Page 4)

Season 5 Episode 16: "Bailout"

Denis: We only have Japenese slime candy and Bulgerian wheat balls.
 • Rating: Unrated

Perd: It's a heartwarming story, but it's just not believable! Which is why I give ET one and a half stars.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jean Ralphio: Oh yeah, she's my twin sister from the same mister.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: These kids are renting old clothes like they're going out of style! Which they never will.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 15: "Correspondents' Lunch"

Donna: Get to steppin'.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, but you've never had to compensate for anything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Ah, what am I going to do? I just opened up a can of Whoop Ass on myself!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: I actually have my own charity to attend to: Tommy's Tummy Foundation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: My speech doesn't need your luck. It needs a surgeon general's warning because it is harmful to your health.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: I wish this office had only walls.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 14: "Leslie and Ben"

Ron: People who buy things are suckers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I love you and I like you.
Ben: I love you and I like you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: Leslie, do you want to say some stuff to Ben now?
Leslie: My first draft of my vows, that I wrote the day after we got engaged clocked in around 70 pages.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Before we go in there, I want to say something. You are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: When I heard Leslie was getting married, I was all, "to Ben or to Game of Thrones?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: I hate to say this, but Ann Perkins has terrible taste in jewelry.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: No time to do the Tim Gunn voice. Wait, what am I talking about? There's always time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: We open from Will Smith's cinematic classic, Hitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

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