Parks and Recreation

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Parks and recreation
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Tom: How bout I break you off some of that Ja Rule?
Student: Who’s Ja Rule?

Ohh, girl, you look creepy.

Andy

Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?

I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.

Ben

I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.

Ben

Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.

I’m just an impartial bunny, but I think Ann sucks! And also, I’m the Zodiac Killer!

April

Okay, but we should talk soon because I almost bought a toe ring the other day.

Ann

Andy: You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?
Ron: No.
Andy: Yeah, those are robots.

A straightforward deal! Why didn’t you tell me? I don’t have my straightforward deal fedora on me! We gotta stop at my storage unit!

Tom

Ron: Spending the day outside alone sounds like a dream. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss: silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by a children’s tv program called Doc McStuffins.

Leslie: What’s your favorite TV show?
Donna: For live tweeting it’s Scandal, for binge watching, it’s Scandal. And for fashion? Scandal. My favorite TV show is Scandal.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

Ron