Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 6: "End of the World"

Leslie: Turns out when you think the world's ending you don't aim so carefully in the porto potties.
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Ron: It is a beautiful night for the end of the world.
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Leslie: They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.
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April: We have a thousand dollars in our bank account and we're young and irresponsible.
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Andy: No thinking just stupid!
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Ben: Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?
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Leslie: If the world was ending tomorrow I'd want to be with him.
Ron: Well that's significant the problem is the world's not ending tomorrow.
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Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.
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Andy: Where's all the faces of the presidents?
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Leslie: Well, math is hard.
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Episode 5: "Meet N Greet"

Andy: No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.
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Leslie: Allergic to chestnuts... and good haircuts.
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Chris: You're beautiful! On the inside... where your spirit lives.
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Ron: No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here's April and Andy's: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.
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Tanya: I've never seen you buy a salad at Sue's Salads.
Leslie: That's because I don't hate myself Tanya.
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Leslie: Despite the fact that this seems like a party for Tom's face I think it's going pretty well.
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Leslie: Tom come over here and talk about how great I am.
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April: Honey, he's wearing a costume. He's going as lame.
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Leslie: Tom Haverford is a selfish, sleazy, self-promoting, good-hearted, secretly kind and wonderful tiny, little person.
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Chris: I can't find my car keys.
April: Solve this mystery genius.
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