Parks and Recreation Quotes
I change my locks every 16 days. That key's been useless since the 2nd Tuesday I gave it to you.Ron
Ben: Now one's ever asked me how my kids are or who's taking care of them. By the way who's taking care of them?
Leslie: My -- my mom, everythings fine.
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I love how independent my wife is, and for that reason, I will not let her speak! That came out wrong.Ben
Gerry: Gale might even call me the "b" word. Bozo.
Donna: Wow, we are very different people.
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Andy: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's emabrassing!
April: We're married.
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It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!Ron
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She's an exceptional human being, who married a well-intentioned goof ball.Ben
Leslie: You wanted to run something by me?
April: Yes. So well you help me?
Leslie: you don't need me! You can get whatever job you want!
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I just want to say thank you, and I love you very much. Which is why I decided not to turn you into a sea urchin, which I can do, because I'm an actual witch, with powers, and I'm evil, and -April
I just fell backwards into your world, a couple years went by, and now here I am.April
She'll take it! Lets talk perks. Does she get the summer off like school?!Andy
John McCain: Has anyone ever told you your tenacity can be a bit intimidating.
Leslie: Yes, every day of my life since the 4th grade.
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Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April
Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.
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