Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.

I got something big and exciting. All I need is a blimp --


This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.


You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.


If you want something badly. you just gotta believe it's gonna work out.


Extremely well put.

Judge Perd

If we can't get the rights, I'm going ot walk


Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?


The only thing I love more than Parks, is Recreation.


They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."


I mean $100 bucks a week is pretty fair.


Leslie: Right now, my basic arguement is: 'give us the land, that would be nice.'

Parks & Rec Quotes

April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.


Sometimes when you make an omelet you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.