Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.

I got something big and exciting. All I need is a blimp --

Andy

This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.

Ron

You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.

April

If you want something badly. you just gotta believe it's gonna work out.

Andy

Extremely well put.

Judge Perd

If we can't get the rights, I'm going ot walk

Andy

Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?

Ron

The only thing I love more than Parks, is Recreation.

Jen

They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."

Ron

I mean $100 bucks a week is pretty fair.

Andy

Leslie: Right now, my basic arguement is: 'give us the land, that would be nice.'

Parks & Rec Quotes

Andy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April