Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.


I’m getting the epiphany sweats!


It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.


The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.


There has never been a sadness not cured by breakfast food.


I’m sorry, Mrs. Knope. There is such a thing called journalistic integrity. And it is something I have as a journalist with integrity.


I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.


I told him One Headlight by the Wallflowers isn’t dancing material and he told me, “Not with that attitude!”


Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.


Carob cookies and berries are literally my favorite dessert alternative.


Ain’t no party like a Leslie Knope party cause a Leslie Knope party is 30 parties.


Snakejuice! I thought these were destroyed by the FDA!

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!


Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.