Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Quotes (Page 7)

Season 5 Episode 11: "Women in Garbage"

Tom: I can't keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian's husband and his friends.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: I don't entirely understand the behavior of young people. Recently we engaged in something called a group hang. It was like a date but there were seven other people there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Girls, this is Ann. Talk to Ann. She's terrific.
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April: You know what? I think men are better than women.
Ann: She's kidding.
April: No I'm not. They provide for us and we must obey them because they are our masters.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 10: "Two Parties"

Chris: I have thousands of seconds!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Woman: Is that a threat?
Ken: Why yes. I thought that was obvious!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: The year is 2018. America is thriving under President Nick Cannon. And tomorrow, Chris Treagor is getting married.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: To Tom Haverford! Wooo!
Tom: And to my wife Rihanna! We truly did find love in a hopeless place.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Babe Lincoln: Looks like it's time for the Gettysburg Undress.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ann: Why if it isn't Babe Lincoln?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Tom: Things magazine says it's the next big thing!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR.
 • Rating: Unrated

April: Future home of Paunch Burger? Start drooling, fatties?
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Ben: The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.
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Ann: Anything that can be penis shaped, will be penis shaped!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 9: "Ron and Diane"

Ron Swanson: It might be cold outside but it's about to get warm all up in my jazz.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: It's cold outside and I can't wear mittens because they're not flattering to my hands!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tammy: Wow, look at this room. So much wood ready to be worked.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Chris: I don't know if you know this, but things with fat in them taste way better than things that don't!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

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