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There has never been a sadness not cured by breakfast food.

Ron

I’m sorry, Mrs. Knope. There is such a thing called journalistic integrity. And it is something I have as a journalist with integrity.

Perd

I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.

Tom

I told him One Headlight by the Wallflowers isn’t dancing material and he told me, “Not with that attitude!”

Ann

Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.

Leslie

Carob cookies and berries are literally my favorite dessert alternative.

Chris

Ain’t no party like a Leslie Knope party cause a Leslie Knope party is 30 parties.

Leslie

Snakejuice! I thought these were destroyed by the FDA!

Tom

Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!

April
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