Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Quotes (Page 8)

Season 5 Episode 9: "Ron and Diane"

Andy: I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Ron: This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 8: "Pawnee Commons"

Ron: I started working on something very important. Can you help me?
Chris: Yes sir.
Ron: It's a flight of stairs leading to nowhere.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: I don't know if you knew this, but Leslie was born in Eagleton!
Leslie: Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. St. James: Oh, our balloon artisan is out of balloons. Excuse me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: Much like women in 90's stand up comedy routines, Tommy be shoppin'.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: Jazz, plus jazz, plus jazz!
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: Your show last week on dolphin lactation was riveting radio.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 7: "Leslie vs. April"

Chris: When I get bummed out I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Tom: If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I can never tell if people are lying to me. I hope that doesn't come up in my police work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: Can you say per capita again? I want to take a picture of you saying "per capita."
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Breakfast food can serve many purposes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: I gotta give you credit. Your mission statement made sense and you didn't use one R. Kelly lyric.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Just call me Bond, Municipal Bond!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: What's your new company?
Tom: We specialize in making stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: [to Joe Biden] You're my...my name just came out of your mouth!
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: 2020.
Ben: Uh. that's a stretch.
Leslie: Fine. 2024. I take the West Wing, you take the East. You can be the First Gentleman.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 6: "Ben's Parents"

Tom: I hate to say this, but sometimes you have to work a little so you can ball A LOT.
 • Rating: Unrated

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