Parks and Recreation Quotes
Leslie: Right now, my basic arguement is: 'give us the land, that would be nice.'
Ron: Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Leslie: Because people are idiots Ron.
Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.
I moved our meetings to tomorrow because you are drunk, and hangover, simultaneously, at 2 in the afternoon.
April
Sure I loved shutting things down, bleeding the beast from the inside...
Ron
I was going to ask you for a job. In the federal government - even saying it feels dirty.
Ron
Ron: Hello Larry.
Terry: It's Terry now.
Ron: Okay.
Two years ago, you found out you were quarter French and had a nervous breakdown.
Leslie
That's the real reason I hired you. Those brownies were damn good.
Ron
Ron: You called me a "heartless thug."
Leslie: I absolutely did not!
Ron: You were tough. And honest.
I'll do anything! I'll watch a foreign film! I'll talk to a man with a ponytail!
Ron
Leslie: You forgot the last sentence.
Ron: No I didn't - I remember that part. It says "hire her."
