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Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.

Ron

I’m getting the epiphany sweats!

Leslie

It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.

Leslie

The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.

Leslie

There has never been a sadness not cured by breakfast food.

Ron

I’m sorry, Mrs. Knope. There is such a thing called journalistic integrity. And it is something I have as a journalist with integrity.

Perd

I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.

Tom

I told him One Headlight by the Wallflowers isn’t dancing material and he told me, “Not with that attitude!”

Ann

Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.

Leslie
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