Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes
Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.
Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.Ron
Andy: I'll tell you what honey, here's the deal -- you get fired, I'll
quit too. I'm serious. We'll move to a new city, burn our fingertips
off with acid, swap faces...
Andy: If we have to.
Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream ofLeslie
the American melting pot.
First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.Andy
We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for Bobby. AndLeslie
it is very classy -- no melons and no apples.
Anything else would be a classless move, on par with sprayJen
painting nipples on the Lincoln Memorial.
My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.Leslie
He's just playing hard ball. Let me tell you how it's going to goTom
down. In a few minutes, we'll walk in there, we'll give him our
demands, and then BAM -- I start crying.
In the last few weeks, we've turned this campaign into aBen
well-oiled machine. Leslie's stump speech is 10 minutes, 40 seconds,
every time. Here, check this out. There will be a big laugh right ...
now. And now a two-second awkward silence as Leslie does her Rodney
If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, IChris
will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.