Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes

Season 4 Episode 22: "Win, Lose, or Draw"

Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.
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Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.
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Ron: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
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Andy: I'll tell you what honey, here's the deal -- you get fired, I'll
quit too. I'm serious. We'll move to a new city, burn our fingertips
off with acid, swap faces...
April: What?
Andy: If we have to.
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Leslie: Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.
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Andy: First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.
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Season 4 Episode 21: "Bus Tour"

Leslie: We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for Bobby. And
it is very classy -- no melons and no apples.
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Jen: Anything else would be a classless move, on par with spray
painting nipples on the Lincoln Memorial.
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Leslie: My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.
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Tom: He's just playing hard ball. Let me tell you how it's going to go
down. In a few minutes, we'll walk in there, we'll give him our
demands, and then BAM -- I start crying.
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Ben: In the last few weeks, we've turned this campaign into a
well-oiled machine. Leslie's stump speech is 10 minutes, 40 seconds,
every time. Here, check this out. There will be a big laugh right ...
now. And now a two-second awkward silence as Leslie does her Rodney
Dangerfield impression.
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Chris: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I
will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
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Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.
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Andy: If you are watching, perpetrator, just know that you are still at large.
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Season 4 Episode 20: "The Debate"

Jen: After a rough start, your girl's doing ok.
Ben: I think she's doing a little better than ok, or did you miss the applause she got on the raccoon safety question?
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Leslie: I was in favor of closing the Borders bookstore, not the border to Mexico.
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Bobby: By the year 2013, we will have a fully functioning mall on Jupiter.
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Tom: And we all know the better looking a park is, the more attention it will get from lady parks that want to have sex with it.
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Gwen: This question comes from Twitter, because apparently that's something which happens now.
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Fester Trim: I want to tell you about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.
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