Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 20: "The Debate"

Leslie: Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah Machlachlan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Donor: So you do a lot of investing?
Andy: We dabble. I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a Wendy's, on the way home, so... the economy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Hypothetical crisis: Leslie just tried to answer a question, but audibly farted and then threw up. Spin.
Chris: Leslie Knope is literally overflowing with ideas for this town. And speaking about methane, have you heard about her plan to limit greenhouse gas emissions?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: What do you know? You don't care about things.
April: Yes I do. I care about Andy and Champion ... and I want Leslie to win. And I like sleeping.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: If I had to have anybody tell me that I have cancer, I would want it to be me.
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Season 4 Episode 19: "Live Ammo"

Jennifer: I swear the air in this town is killing my brain cells."
Leslie: The water isn't good for you either, you shouldn't drink the tap water.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Donna: A lot of these dogs have rescued people from burning buildings. This one helped Ray Charles around.
Andy: What? This cat was in Boogie Nights?
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: You and I will embark in a quick session of heart-rate meditation, focusing on conscious breathing and opening the heart shakra.
Ron: I'm not sure I'm interested in that. No, I am sure, I'm not interested in that.
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Gilles: All due respect Miss Ludgate, do you even know what you're doing here?
April: All due respect Mr. Hamster Penis, but no, I don't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office. The bigger ones will be tougher, like 'bring all this crumbling to the ground.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I've gotten to know the city councilmen pretty well because of my campaign. If you hear them talking about that blonde pain in the ass, that's me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Did he do all this just for you?
Ann: No, he just lives like this. He's deeply in debt, but who cares.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jennifer: I'm not saying she's a dog murder per se. I just think her actions raise some questions, like 'is Leslie Knope a dog murder?'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 18: "Lucky"

Ben: Are you hitting on Leslie for me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.
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Chris: I'm engrossed in this book. It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That's impossible.
Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It's kind of a sad story.
April: Cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: Chris got dumped by Jerry's daughter he needs this. Plus, if they get married he'll spend all his time with her and I might never have to talk to him again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ann: Uh oh, I know that look.
Tom: She's got the crazy eyes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Anyone want to go to JJ's for some after dinner omelets?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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