Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes
Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.
If you are watching, perpetrator, just know that you are still at large.
Andy
Jen: After a rough start, your girl's doing ok.
Ben: I think she's doing a little better than ok, or did you miss the applause she got on the raccoon safety question?
I was in favor of closing the Borders bookstore, not the border to Mexico.
Leslie
By the year 2013, we will have a fully functioning mall on Jupiter.
Bobby
And we all know the better looking a park is, the more attention it will get from lady parks that want to have sex with it.
Tom
This question comes from Twitter, because apparently that's something which happens now.
Gwen
I want to tell you about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.
Fester Trim
Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah Machlachlan.
Leslie
Donor: So you do a lot of investing?
Andy: We dabble. I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a Wendy's, on the way home, so... the economy.
Ben: Hypothetical crisis: Leslie just tried to answer a question, but audibly farted and then threw up. Spin.
Chris: Leslie Knope is literally overflowing with ideas for this town. And speaking about methane, have you heard about her plan to limit greenhouse gas emissions?
Tom: What do you know? You don't care about things.
April: Yes I do. I care about Andy and Champion ... and I want Leslie to win. And I like sleeping.
