Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 4 Episode 7: "The Treaty"

Leslie: Yeah we got the moon. What are you going to do without tides, Peru?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I definitely have more lions than any other country in the world.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ron Swanson: Every two weeks I need to sand down my toe nails. They're too strong for clippers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 6: "End of the World"

Leslie: Turns out when you think the world's ending you don't aim so carefully in the porto potties.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: It is a beautiful night for the end of the world.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.
 • Rating: Unrated

April: We have a thousand dollars in our bank account and we're young and irresponsible.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: No thinking just stupid!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: If the world was ending tomorrow I'd want to be with him.
Ron: Well that's significant the problem is the world's not ending tomorrow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Andy: Where's all the faces of the presidents?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Well, math is hard.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 5: "Meet N Greet"

Andy: No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Allergic to chestnuts... and good haircuts.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: You're beautiful! On the inside... where your spirit lives.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here's April and Andy's: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tanya: I've never seen you buy a salad at Sue's Salads.
Leslie: That's because I don't hate myself Tanya.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Despite the fact that this seems like a party for Tom's face I think it's going pretty well.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Tom come over here and talk about how great I am.
 • Rating: Unrated

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