Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes
Oh I don't know Jerry, it's Sunday night, I'm making phone calls to strangers, and you're in my house. My life couldn't be worse.April
When I eat it is the food that is scared.Ron
I don't care about that prize, but I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to away.April
Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.Ron
Ron: Tom, I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately!
Ron: What the f***?
To the better place world, Fred.April
Not now Ben, I would like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.Leslie
I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.April
He is attractive, and charming, and his family employs half the town. But, so what? I am a lifelong government bureaucrat who's well versed in the issues. And those are the kind of sexy qualifications that win elections.Leslie
Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?April
I hit my head, or brain helmet.Andy
Oh my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.Ann