Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 4 Episode 3: "Born & Raised"

Leslie: I'm from Eagleton.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 2: "Ron & Tammys"

Ron: Leslie, NO! We use that stuff to burn warts off mules!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Leslie: You could go to jail. Jail, Ron. Ron, Jail. Jail, Ron, jail. You could go to jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail.
Ron: Are you broken?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: It's almost too easy.
Ben: I can hear you.
Tom: I know you can Ben, that's how easy it is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Most of these aren't even receipts, like this one says "I bought supplies 2007."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara... she goes by Tammy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Tammy 1 is my blonde chicken.
 • Rating: Unrated

April: She's the cold distant mother I never had. I love her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Leslie: Why do you have so many guns?
Tamara: This is America isn't it?
Leslie: Yes.
Tamara: Then I don't have to answer stupid questions while standing on my own property.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 1: "I'm Leslie Knope"

Ron: Knope, follow me!
Leslie: Just one second.
Ron: Now!
 • Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

Tom: Wow, how long has it been?
April: Three weeks.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Chris: I want to apologize to all the women and Jerry. If I could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, I would.
April: Wow, that is so sweet.
Chris: Thank you.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Chris: Ann Perkins you really know your testes!
Ann: ...thank you?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Chris: Oh my God, your inbox is literally filled with penises.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Do you need to get that?
Ann: No, it's just penises.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Waiter: Would you like any wine to start?
Leslie: Yes, and I'm gonna be direct and honest with you, I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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