Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes
Donna: So, I made my desk out of silver M&Ms, but they do not make silver M&Ms so I spray painted them.
Ann: Okay, so those are poisonous, so no one eat them.
Andy: Yeah, duh!
Ann: Go throw up.
Andy: I didn't eat any.
Ann: Go throw up.
My God Diana, will you stop it with the letter writing campaign.
Leslie
My pleasure. See you in hell!
Leslie
Don't touch my pickles Ann!
Leslie
You were very fair. In fact, I'm the one who needs to apologize. I got you involved in PCP, but I'm starting a new group now, LSD - Leslie's Sorry Division - and I just wanted to say I'm sorry Chris.
Leslie
I don't know what else to say except let's go win an election.
Leslie
So it learns information about me?
Ron
And then my herbalist took this weird bee pollen paste, rubbed it around my gums, and now my mouth feels like a spaceship.
Chris
I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs.
Leslie
Leslie: Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.
Ann: Okay!
Leslie: [Phone rings] Thanks Ann!
When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.
Leslie
Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.