Favorite Political Animals Quotes
You don't need love the way you need your work. At least you didn't need mine.
Alex
No one is as horrible as we imagine them to be.
Elaine
The perfect capper to my day. I just pimped myself out for the good of the country.
Elaine
And, in that moment, I became First Wife. I married the nation.
Elaine
I mean I had to make sure. Every once in a while, I gotta sleep with a woman and just double check. Look they don't tell you when you get the gay card that breasts are off the table, I mean breasts are awesome.
TJ
There has to be a rule about discussing my mother when I'm inside you.
Douglas
Serkan: Perhaps then, uh, you would agree to dinner with me?
Elaine: You would use the lives of three Americans to leverage me into going out with you?
Serkan: You would sacrifice their lives to not go out with me?
Elaine: Fine.
Susan: Let's be clear: I am definitely more upset that you stuck your dick in another woman than I am about the story.
Yes, Bud. I am going to run for President. Without you.
Elaine
Are we having sex or am I parallel parking?
Doug
Elaine: 5 months? In our bed?
Bud: Only once.
You're on my list. Famous guys I can cheat with, you're my number two.
TJ's fling
