Xie xie. (Thank you.)

Message from the Chinese submarine

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You wouldn't know honor if it sucked your cock and stroked your balls, Fred.

Bud

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You harm my family again, and, I swear to every loving god I'll wipe your existence from the face of this earth.

Bud

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Susan: I had sex on this plane the last time I was on it.
Doug: With my dad?
Susan: Jesus, no. With another journalist.

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Anne, sweetheart, you could stand a couple of terrible ideas.

Margaret

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This moment, this is why I asked you to run with me in the first place.

President Garcetti

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I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere in here he hasn't hid a go-go boy

Margaret

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But, as a mother, I would do anything to help my son.

Elaine

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Little shit's never gonna learn.

Margaret

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