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They're the police. They can make two plus two equal five.


I thought you and carbs weren't friends anymore.

Caleb (to Hanna)

Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.

I didn't come here to play beauty shop!

Hanna [to Mona]

Try to remember Alison as the beautiful girl you knew.


When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria [to Emily]

Wow, that's like the world's fattest man giving dieting tips.

Hanna(to Aria)

Ashley: Do you have plans tomorrow?
Hanna: Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

And who's looking cray-cray now, Spencer?

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