Spencer: I don't remember you in Mama Mia.
Hanna: Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.

Have you really thought this through? That pageant world is squeaky clean and last week you were modeling a HAZMAT suit and pushing a barrel around with a liquefied friend in it.

Caleb [to Hanna]

I always hated biology. I mean who cares how a cell divides, it just does.

Hanna

Her handwriting is so sloppy it's like doing Mad Libs in reverse.

Spencer

That b*tch can keep a secret. I respect that.

Mona

Emily: Do you want your own?
Maya: I'd rather share yours.

Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

Spencer: Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.
Hanna: Thank you!

He wants to win you back. Does he have a chance?

Alison

I smell dead people.

Hanna

Toby: How's Washington?
Spencer: I curse a lot, but it's very therapeutic.

I really can't afford to take more field trips to the precinct.

Hanna

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

The cat plays with the mouse before she actually eats it.

Spencer

You had him. What happened?

Spencer