Pretty Little Liars

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Her handwriting is so sloppy it's like doing Mad Libs in reverse.

Spencer

Jenna is at the top of our A-list.

Hanna

I feel like I only exist in half of your life, and that's not good enough for me.

Caleb

Ezra: Do you need me to drive you home?
Aria: That's the last place I want to be.

If you believe a lie, it becomes the truth.

Mona

George Washington has dreadlocks on like half my tips.

Emily

Well, I'll tell you what, she sneaks in my house past midnight, I'm sleeping with a crowbar under my pillow.

Aria

Jenna can't hear us; she's blind...You know what I mean.

Hanna

I'm ready to hang a sign, bitch can see!

Aria

Where are you in this Spencer? You haven't even said a word. Should I be afraid of our big brother?

Ali

Hanna: What'd you do with the basket?
Aria: I trashed it. Why did you want the jelly beans?

Maybe [Toby] took a break from sitting on his porch and pulling the heads off of squirrels.

Spencer
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Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison