You're used to dealing with Rosewood's finest; they can't find their own nightsticks with both hands.

Caleb

Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Ashley

I spent two summers at fat camp swimming in a parka.

Hanna

Spencer, I'm about to have a breakdown. Your floppy foot is going to push me over the edge.

Hanna

Caleb: So I should probably wash it on gentle.
Spencer: No, you should dry clean it. If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih-tzu.

It wasn't enough to steal her bones, now we're gonna get pieces of her delivered to us?

Aria

Others girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher.

I spent a year in reform school. I've got friends in all the wrong places, and misery loves company.

Toby

Dance music isn't really my thing. I'm not really gaga for Gaga.

Mona

I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.

Hanna

Hanna: You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.
Mona: To think we were this close to our first kiss.

Are you ready to explain every lie we've ever told since Ali died?

Spencer

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Alison: It's like you went to sleep one night and forgot who I am.
Aria: I know exactly who you are. A.
Alison: Stop saying that.
Aria: Why should I? You're A! You stole the game from Mona and then you killed her because she had proof.

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison