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It's immortality, my darlings.

Alison

George Washington has dreadlocks on like half my tips.

Emily

He doesn't need an invitation - he broke into a vending machine with a spork.

Aria

That "Girl Interrupted" thing could just be an act to keep her out of jail.

Aria

Here I was hoping you'd be at the potter's wheel, so I could wrap my arms around you and hum "Unchained Melody."

Ezra

Spencer: Hanna cannot be stumbling around the halls of school like she's on a bender in Cancun.
Caleb: Hey, what's wrong with Cancun? Don't knock it til you been there.

Some of us know how to keep our mouths shut.

Aria

You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen.

Hanna

Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.

I'm still here, bitches. And I know everything.

I'm sorry, do we seriously have to remind you that you were never actually kidnapped?

Spencer

Right now we're just as big and fat as she is.

Hanna
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Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Caleb: What is wrong with her?
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

If you believe a lie, it becomes the truth.

Mona
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