So he's finally chosen some flowers, which are hideous and tacky and mostly carnations, but there's not really much selection around here, so...

Spencer (on Garrett)

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• Added: July 10, 2012

I'm not drunk. I'm hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.

Paige

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That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.

Hanna

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How can you miss her? She's been gliding around school all day like a Thanksgiving float.

Spencer (on Jenna)

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Ashley: Do you have plans tomorrow?
Hanna: Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

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Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.

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