Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Ashley

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Aria: How did you figure this out?
Emily: Please. I've been watching Wheel of Fortune since I was three.

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My mom and I try to save our Eat, Pray, Love moments for when we're alone.

Hanna

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Aria: Why didn't you call the police?
Jason: I've seen enough cops in my house for one year.

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From ages 2-7, my family used to call me Pookie Bear. But all good things must come to an end.

Aria

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For months, we've been as welcome in this town as a cold sore.

Aria

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