Hanna: Is this a gay thing?
Emily: No. It's a brain thing.

You don't bury old sporting equipment. But you do bury murder weapons.

Spencer

Emily: This is me relaxed.
Hanna: We're gonna have to work on that.

Watch out. I might go for the daughter upgrade.

Ella

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

How come I have no date? And you have a date who brought a date?

Hanna

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

Spencer

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

Aria [on giant coffee mug]

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

If Ian didn't kill Ali, did A?

Hanna

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Hanna: Spencer say something. Why are we like radioactive?
Spencer: Bitch chipped us.