Ashley: Your father and I have a long history. We used to laugh. A lot.
Hanna: I must have missed that part.

If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.

Emily

Did you guys have practice or did you lose your balls.

Aria

Jenna is at the top of our A-list.

Hanna

Buckle up, Bitches. Nothing is as it seems.

We've all made mistakes. Remember, I'm still paying for yours.

Jenna

The boy next door gets off on watching all the girls next door.

Allison

A dress! Seriously. Is it some type of formal thingy or are you just worried that my jeans are too butch?

Maya

Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool my best friend? You're dead meat.

Hanna

He doesn't need an invitation - he broke into a vending machine with a spork.

Aria

That was then. You are very much now.

Ezra

I'm making sure you don't host a pity party for yourself and invite a cheese cake.

Mona

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

Do you wanna be my friend or not? Lately, I feel like you're everybody's friend but mine.

Mona [to Hanna]