Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
Aria: No, lying is more despondent.

I think you're confusing which Scooby Doo character would have gotten into an Ivy League.

Aria

Why are you not all "go-go gadget" about this? This is big!

Aria

Ezra (on Aria): She was talking to you the last time I saw her.
Ezra's Mother: Maybe it's past her bedtime.

Caleb: So I should probably wash it on gentle.
Spencer: No, you should dry clean it. If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih-tzu.

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Guess I don't know her as well as I thought I did.

Emily (on Maya)

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

I missed my dolls.

Mona

You gave tweezers to a mental patient?

Aria

It's not like we a shot a unicorn; we're helping your friend out.

CeCe

What are you doing? She used to be blind.

Emily

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer