How come I have no date? And you have a date who brought a date?

Hanna

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

Spencer

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

Aria [on giant coffee mug]

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

If Ian didn't kill Ali, did A?

Hanna

Spencer: We should take a photo of Ian, prove we haven't been making this all up.
Hanna: Yeah, well, you go ahead and do that, while I try not to get killed.

Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Ashley

Aria: How did you figure this out?
Emily: Please. I've been watching Wheel of Fortune since I was three.

My mom and I try to save our Eat, Pray, Love moments for when we're alone.

Hanna

Aria: Why didn't you call the police?
Jason: I've seen enough cops in my house for one year.

From ages 2-7, my family used to call me Pookie Bear. But all good things must come to an end.

Aria

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

People who are meant to be together take a break and find their way back to their first love.

Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There's no place like homecoming.

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