Wren: You're face is very fair.
Spencer: How about some black coffee?
Wren: I've been drinking scotch. I'd rather not mix my beverages.

Mr. Sperling. Do you have something to add to the conversation, aside from phlegm?

Mr. Fitz

Spencer: That jacket is really not you.
Hanna: Then it's perfect.

Aria: My friends thought you had nice legs.
Ezra: What did you think?
Aria: That I was embarrassed my friends thought you had nice legs.

I wish we had a drum roll for this. We are officially A-proofed.

Hanna

Ezra: Do you need me to drive you home?
Aria: That's the last place I want to be.

I skipped scary and went straight to Sookie.

Maya

Spencer: I made some pasta if you're hungry.
Melissa: I'm not eating pasta. I don't wanna be depressed and fat.

I saw the way you were looking at him yesterday. I have eyes. Find someone who's available. My dad isn't.

Aria

Maya: Is this one of Rosewood'a Paegan rituals?
Ben: There was definitely some howling last year.

Mona: Have you guys even done it yet?
Hanna: It's not a race Mona.

Heads up, BFFs. It's open season on liars and I'm hunting.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Hanna: Spencer say something. Why are we like radioactive?
Spencer: Bitch chipped us.

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison