Emily: I'd think you would think homecoming is lame.
Toby: It is pretty lame. But you're not.

Dance music isn't really my thing. I'm not really gaga for Gaga.


Spencer: What are you gonna do instead?
Aria: I'll just read these and then inhale a gallon of Chunky Monkey.

How did I just go from wearing mom jeans to being Samantha Ronson?


Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There's no place like homecoming.

What are you doing with that skinny latte who drives you around?


Others girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher.

You used our daughter to hide this from me. How could you do this to me? I don't even know who you are.


Forget about theory. What does it feel like when we're together?


Aria: You laugh in your sleep?
Ezra: Yup.
Aria: That's cute.

Maybe [Toby] took a break from sitting on his porch and pulling the heads off of squirrels.


Hanna: If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it with someone who deep conditions her hair occasionally.
Spencer: Here. Put something in your mouth besides your foot.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister.


You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.