Hanna: If I see another bowl of green Jello, I'm going to puke on your shoes.
Spencer: Oh, God. Then, I'll walk behind you.

Here I was hoping you'd be at the potter's wheel, so I could wrap my arms around you and hum "Unchained Melody."

Ezra

Jenna can't hear us; she's blind...You know what I mean.

Hanna

Hanna: Is this a gay thing?
Emily: No. It's a brain thing.

You don't bury old sporting equipment. But you do bury murder weapons.

Spencer

Emily: This is me relaxed.
Hanna: We're gonna have to work on that.

Watch out. I might go for the daughter upgrade.

Ella

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

How come I have no date? And you have a date who brought a date?

Hanna

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

Spencer

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

We made a pact Emily. A is finally dead and we were all ready to get back to our lives and now we're on Planet Alison.

Spencer

Spencer: Senior year is supposed to be best year of life, did you know that it?
Emily: Yeah, if you survive it.