I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.


Spencer: If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.
Maya: Is that a drinking game?
Spencer: It should be.

Emily: Do you want your own?
Maya: I'd rather share yours.

Try to remember Alison as the beautiful girl you knew.


Aria: Have you found a way to forget?!?
Spencer: Aria, it was an accident.

Telling the police now about what happened to Jenna isn't gonna make Jenna see again. It will just ruin our lives.


I'm still here, bitches. And I know everything.

Wren: You probably have a fluid build-up in your bursa sack.
Spencer: You probably say that to all the girls.

Ezra: I'm your teacher.
Aria: I know it's not just me. You feel that this is right for us, too.

You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.


If you're a big jock, does that mean you'd kill me if I smoked a little weed?


Emily: We all know she's dead, right?
Aria: Right. I just never heard anyone say it.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.


Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister.