Sloan is a Dachshund. Dachshunds like to eat poop.


I'm not the one that blew up the house.


Mark Sloan had you naked within an hour of his arrival. Now, what does that say to you?


Hi. Did you sleep with Mark Sloan on the floor of your office?


I said put something on top of it. Don't put something on me!


Addison: When did we get so...
Mark: OLD!
Addison: I was gonna say "sad."

Cooper: She's crazy cakes!
Violet: That's your diagnosis?
Cooper: Crazy cakes!

Mark: What are you laughing at?
Pete: Nothing. Saving the world one boob job at a time?

Dude, you are not sticking those needles in me.

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