Addison: Sonia is being fun because she's trying to make a good impression. That's what happens when things are new. Look at me and Kevin. Not so new, not so nice, either.
Naomi: That sounds like marriage.

Cooper: What we need to do now is get Gracie to the hospital. Get her in isolation while we figure out what to do.
Daron: Okay, I'll take her now.
Addison: Daron, you can't take her. You can't touch her. You can't be with her or you'll die.

Violet: I thought I was okay with it. But I'm not sure if I am okay with it. I'm sleeping with two men. Do I get a lecture now?
Cooper: Yes. Yes, you do. This is good. This is progress.

Cooper: What's your problem, you'd think someone died.
Charlotte: Dying. Big Daddy.
Cooper: Big Daddy? Well that is a screen-name. When you get back on the horse, you really get back on the horse, huh?
Charlotte: Cooper-
Cooper: What's killing him? The sex or the cold fish attitude?
Charlotte: Big Daddy's my father.

Don't scare the erection. It's up Violet. Full mast.

Sheldon

Addison: Wyatt asked me out on a date.
Naomi: Oh.
Addison: He's different than I thought.
Naomi: Okay, well, can I just say that you're in a relationship, so, you know, knees together.

Addison: Remember when Maya told you to get a life?
Naomi: I have a life. I have a great life.
Addison: I'm just standing, here on my patio, in the dark, spying on your ex, his girlfriend and your daughter.

Violet: I'm a mess.
Sheldon: We're all a mess. Don't you know that by now? All I know is I don't mind finding out who you are.

Wyatt: Want to grab a bite?
Addison: Actually, I am starved but I am supposed to ... meet someone.
Wyatt: Ah! The cop.
Addison: Yes. The cop.
Wyatt: So you really think a hot date and fine dining is better than a guy you can barely stand and cafeteria mac 'n' cheese?
Addison: Well, I do love the mac 'n' cheese.

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