Private Practice

Private Practice Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 4: "Remember Me"

Addison: Well, now I guess I'd like to think that the princess pointed to the lady because I'm starting to that love might mean wanting the other person to be happy even if that means that they can't stay with you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: You just got to keep on walking, Sheldon.
Violet: Excuse me?
Pete: You know what I'm saying? She's like a dog with a bone. She won't stop, so at some point, you've just got to keep on walking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Violet: Cooper's going to be a great dad!
Charlotte: That is a stupid thing to say.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cooper: The minute I saw him I knew. I mean... he's a Mini Cooper.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Episode 3: "Deal with It"

Jake: And if your mom were here right now, she would tell you that it wasn't giving birth that defined her. It was the first time you looked in her eyes and smiled. It was the first time you fell asleep on her shoulder. And she barely let herself breathe because she never wanted that moment to end. You will have your baby. However, she comes into the world, and you will love her incredibly well because your mom taught you how. That's all that matters.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jake: It's how I make my living. I'm in the business of knowing women.
Cooper: It kind of makes you sound like a pimp though.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amelia: Chief of staff and curfew police? You're a busy woman.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Violet: Come on, Cooper, tell me where the cool mommies are.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Episode 2: "Breaking the Rules"

Addison: For the first time in a long time, I'm happy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlotte: You were wrong, Cooper. Breaking into my computer and stealing that cord blood, you were wrong. You better pray Matt Westin never needs that blood because you're not God. It's not your job to play God. I made this go away because I love you. If you ever screw with me again, if you ever cross me like this, I'll report you to the cops let them take your sorry ass to jail.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: You want to know how I feel. You want to know how I honestly feel. I feel like I can't get away from you. I feel like you're smothering me. Isn't it enough that you're my wife and nursemaid? You want to be my shrink? Go home, Violet. Go home and be a mother to our son because I don't want you here. You don't have patients. You don't have a license. You have no business being here. Go home.
 • Rating: Unrated

Addison: It was intramural basketball. It's not like you two climbed Mount Everest.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake: Look, I hate to burst your bubble over there, Dr. Montgomery, but I'm a catch.
Addison: And so humble.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Addison: In some ways I'm proud of that chapter. I fought for love. I had poison ivy. You know, I lost, but I really fought.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 1: "God Laughs"

Addison: You know the idea of me having a kid and not being able to control what happens. Every day I deliver a baby and every day I see that moment of change -that moment when every cell in a woman's body is transformed. And whatever happens, whether the baby is sick or happy, unhealthy or healthy, lives or dies - whatever happens, that women will never be just a woman again. She will always be a mother.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Addison: Life is hard. It's hard and scary and out of my control. That's the part that makes me the craziest - the fact that I cannot control the world or what happens to the people I love.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Violet: Airports are like hospitals or high school dances. Somebody's crying somewhere.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amelia: You tomato-ed me back. I like that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlotte: You can keep Addison company all night as long as you two stop pretending you aren't back together because you can't sell it. It's making me uncomfortable.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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