Season 1, Episode 2: "In Which We Meet Addison, a Nice Girl From Somewhere Else"
Dell: You know, I... I could help. You know, with Lucy. I'm good. You don't take me seriously.Addison: What?
Dell: You think I'm dumb surfer boy.
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Addison: She really knows who she is. What she wants.
(cuts to Naomi, in the bathroom eating cake, crying)
Naomi: Mother just needs a moment to herself!!
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Sam: I wanted to see you fight... just once!
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Addison: I want to hear you say it out loud.
Pete: You didn't move down here because I kissed you.
Addison: [walks away] Thank you.
Pete: You so moved down here because I kissed you.
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Season 1, Episode 1: "The Pilot"
ADDISON: "What was that for?"PETE: "To remind you that you’re not dried up. If you need me to remind you again... lemme know."
ADDISON: "Okay."
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PETE: "I’m going to kiss you. I’m going to kiss you with tongue. I’m going kiss you so you feel it. Okay?"
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PETE: "What’s wrong with flirting?"
ADDISON: "What’s wrong with it? What’s wrong? What’s wrong is that I don’t have time for it. I am out of time. I missed my chance. And now I have two eggs left, I might as well have no eggs left. I am egg-less. Naomi says she’s dried up? I’m the one who's dried up. I’m all barren and dried up. And I’m clearly wasting my time on men. I mean I might as well take up a hobby. Like needlepoint or collecting those ceramic dolls because that’s what dried up women do – they do needlepoint. They don’t waste there time flirting with men who clearly just want to get laid. They don’t waste their time telling overly personal information about their eggs to total strangers. Oh my God. I'm sorry."
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PETE: "You okay?"
ADDISON: "Yeah. I, um, had a little too much surgery today. I’m good."
PETE: "You look good. You look beautiful. Sam told me I had to stay away from you because your Naomi’s friend."
ADDISON: "Stop it."
PETE: "What?"
ADDISON: "You're flirting."
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PETE: "There you are. I just stopped by to see how Lisa and the baby are doing."
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COOPER: "It's wrong?"
NAOMI: "You need to meet a grown up. You need to date someone your own age."
VIOLET: "Someone without a porny internet name and perhaps no criminal past."
NAOMI: "A nice girl."
VIOLET: "A reliable girl."
NAOMI: "Someone who you can have a relationship with."
VIOLET: "You’re a respected doctor."
NAOMI: "Go out in the real world. Meet a woman your own age and go out."
VIOLET: "Be a man."
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Total Quotes: 133
