Season 1, Episode 9: "In Which Cooper Finds a Port In His Storm"
Naomi: Still don't think God's trying to tell us something?Sam: You don't really think we're being punished for what we did last night?
Naomi: What, just because we may have some rare tropical, probably deadly, disease the morning after we have sex?
Sam: Well, if we are sick... I'm glad we got some.
Naomi: How sentimental.
Sam: That was a joke... I was joking.
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Pete: Just a hint. You don't have to tell us the...
Violet: He calls himself Trunk.
Cooper: Okay... well, when I think "trunk" in relation to a guy, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Elephants' trunks, very large... oh! Is he... freakishly large? Is he hideously...
Violet: I can't tell you!
Cooper: Trunk!
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Pete: Addison's date last night was with a patient of Violet's. Now Violet seems worried.
Cooper: No way. Awesome. What's the deal?
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Addison: This girl, Darcy, she carried her for nine months. I've had her for one night... one night, and the thought of her being thrown into some foster home is killing me.
Naomi: You can't have this baby, Addison.
Addison: I know... I named her ... Batgirl.
Naomi: (laughs) Okay, you just can't have kids.
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Sam: Can I get you anything? Some tea, or wine?
Addison: Wine... I called Naomi, but, uh, no one answered
Sam: You want to talk about it?
Addison: It was, um, a night, you know? Just a night, and uh, like I called Naomi and she wasn't home, and I... I just couldn't... go home yet.
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Cooper: Yeah, let's talk, let's talk smack!
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Sam: They are behind closed doors.
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Violet: I like your breasts.
Addison: You have a good ass.
Violet: Thank you! I like it.
Naomi: Hey hey hey! The point is, we should not be having sex in the office.
Violet :Who is having sex in the office?
Naomi: No one. No one! That's the point! It gets complicated, you just... you don't know where you stand.
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Addison: ...I was humiliated.
Violet: Were you completely naked? Did you stand in front of him like a pealed banana while he looked over your best parts? Because I have good parts and Cooper passed on them. I have good parts!
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Addison: (to Violet) Batgirl can only sleep in total darkness.
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Total Quotes: 133
