Season 1, Episode 6: "In Which Addison Finds a Showerhead"
Violet: William Jefferson Clinton.Addison: Huh?
Violet: It's 2010, Bill and Hillary have grown apart, it's nothing he did, just... it happens. We inexplicably run into each other a the Lincoln Memorial, and it's very late at night.
Addison: Oh. My. God.
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Pete: Okay, she did not have to tell me that.
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Pete: We were not...
Addison: I am leaving, I'm hitting out.
Pete: What just happened?
Addison: Pete the cowboy, Pete the gladiator, thank you for that. It'll help.
Pete: Help for what?
Addison: Just this itch I've got.
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Addison: You hit some one?
Pete: I know. It's stupid and incredible...but this guy, he was a... he deserved...
Addison: No it's not that, it's just...you hit someone, with your fist, like a cowboy, like a... gladiator!
Pete: Yeah, yeah, like a gladiator.
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Addison: Come here, let me see. Don't be scared. I'm a board Certified...
Pete: ... Neonatal Surgeon. And that helps me how?
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Violet: You guys are so not friends. You are like a corporation.
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Sam: Pain is what forces us to grow.
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Season 1, Episode 5: "In Which Addison Has a Very Casual Get Together"
Violet: Are you going to this Addison thing?Cooper: I'll go if you go.
Violet: You know what? There comes a point when you're life is set, when you're done with new people. I mean, honestly do I really need a new friend?
Cooper: No, not with me around. I mean I'm a lot of friend. I'm like two double patties worth of friend.
Violet: That's what I'm saying.
Cooper: That's what I'm saying.
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Cooper: Violet! Step away from the pee-pee.
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Sam: You are a bald man,come on say it.
Lewis: I'm a bald man.
Sam: You are a strong proud bald man.
Lewis: I'm a strong proud bald man.
Sam: You are a strong proud bald man!
Lewis: I'm a strong proud bald man!
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Total Quotes: 133
