Season 1, Episode 2: "In Which We Meet Addison, a Nice Girl From Somewhere Else"
Pete: What is that?Cooper: Someone is getting happy.
Naomi: Mr. Wilson is giving a sperm deposit. Get away from the door.
Pete: That's a loud deposit.
Sam: Go Mr. Wilson!
Naomi: You guys are so immature these days.
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Cooper (to Addison): Do you think there's something wrong with having sex with a woman who wants you to call her... mama?
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Addison: I want a change, I need a change, and this is how I'm gonna do it. In L.A., at that practice, with those people!
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Addison: [as we see Sam having a heart-to-heart with his little dog] Her ex-husband, Sam, is an internist. You wish you had his people skills.
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Addison: [as we see Cooper chained to the bed] Cooper, a pediatrician, one of the best in his field. A pro.
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Addison: [to Richard] And Pete, he does alternative medicine. As a surgeon, I don't believe in that kind of thing, but the man is a healer.
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Richard: You dance in your underwear?
Addison: Maybe I'll dance naked!
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Addison: I am changing my life. Now I can walk away angry or I can walk away with your blessing.
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Addison: You didn't tell them you hired me.
Naomi: Oh, they'll get over it.
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Violet: You'll have Dell.
Naomi: He's studying to be a midwife.
Addison: The cute boy who answers the phone?
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