Megan: It's like they don't even appreciate all the knowledge bombs I'm dropping on them
Charlie: Maybe that's because you're calling them knowledge bombs

You're Rose Baker. You're hot! Come on, the guy had bacne last year, he should be kissing the ground you walk on!

Sage

Megan: I can't believe sage would invite [Lily] to this
Charlie: Really? I can and I don't even know that her well

Are you deaf AND fat? I just said she was dating someone

Sage

Charlie: Everything will be okay..
Rose: how do you know?
Charlie: I don't. Giving high school girls advice is not my forte..I rock at bowling I don't even need the bumper things

it's like watching Mary Poppins on crystal meth

Sage

Laurel: It's nice to see you on top of things...
Megan: I like to be on top.... of things... in work situations

Megan: Aren't you coming with me?
Marco: Oh yes, I just love unnecessary encounters with law enforcement officers... you're on your own sledge sister..

Sage: I so would have rocked my mug shot...
Marco: I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities

You think you can lecture me on being a good sister? I'd jump in front of a bus to save rose from being hurt. You'd throw lily under a bus for fun.

Sage

What's the oracle? Other than a scary lady from the Matrix? Best movie ever am I right?

Megan

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

Random kid

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

Random kid