Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Megan: Rose and Sage... pretty names...great spices... it's like I have Tourette's.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...
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Random kid: Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!
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