Season 1, Episode 14: "All About Tough Love"
Megan: If Rose were a serial killer, Sage would just stay in jail to braid her hair• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rose: Megan do you know anything about knives?
Megan: Okay, i don't like where this conversation is going already
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Zach [seeing Rami wearing the same suit]: Oh you wear the same outfit as my debate team, that's cool
Rami: Yes, excuse me while i go set fire to mine
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Marco: oh yes, you and the feisty twin have finally found love. Funny how that happens just as Keith decided to terminate ours
Luis: yeah i heard about that, sorry man
Marco: it's okay, this way the world maintains a love hate balance. I'm happy for you two high school musical looking misfits
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Rose [referring to Sage and Luis kissing]: They look so cute
Rami: It's about damn
Marco: What is ... oh look, happy people. Alright that's it, show's over, nothing to see here!
Marco [to Luis]: You, easy to replace sous chef, hands off the queen bee and get back to work.
Marco [to Sage]: and you trouble with a capital S, stop distracting him. Young love, makes me sick
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Season 1, Episode 13: "All About What Lies Beneath"
Megan: I am not paying this much for a ticket. What are you guys serving, diamond lobster?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rose: Did you know everyone in this town hates each other?
Sage: Um yeah. It's Palm Beach, not the friggin' midwest
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Megan: I sustained a head injury trying to whore it up as per your instruction and as a head trauma victim I thought it'd be appropriate to have supply closet sex with him
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Keith: Do you ever get tired of being the Alice to all these little bratty Bradies?
Marco: I do get a little weary, mainly because I don't get to see Sam the butcher nearly enough
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Will: I'm just trying to be respectful here
Megan: Respect is for grandmas. I want naked and stuff
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