Season 1, Episode 13: "All About What Lies Beneath"
Will: So what happened tonight? You got pretty enthusiastic with the vodkaMegan: That was not the plan
Will: There was a plan?
Megan: Well yeah. I thought we'd, you know, have a few drinks, get a little loosely goosey. I kept drinking when you kept drinking and you're much bigger than I am and all of a sudden I got very loose very fast.
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Megan: Will's a playboy right?
Marco: Generally speaking, absolutely
Megan: So why isn't he playing me? I'm ready to go. Wearing to go. Every night's the same -- just when we get to the good part he says "oh it's getting late" or "I have an early tennis match." I mean who plays that much tennis?
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Season 1, Episode 12: "All About the Ripple Effect"
Sage: But what if I'm not fun?Rose: What are you talking about? You're super fun
Sage: Yeah with you and at like parties and stuff. But you know how you're always saying, school just comes easy for me. Well being adorable just comes easy for you. It's a gift Rose, you should cherish it.
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Zack: So what should I do?
Sage: Okay, Rose is a big time romantic, I mean she's seen The Notebook like nine times
Zack: Really? I love that movie
Sage: Yeah, maybe don't share that with everyone. But say if you could be here around six, bring some flowers and just be your dork little self
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Sage: I'll need a wing man, are you in?
Rami: What's in it for me?
Sage: Nothing
Rami: I'm in
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Rose: Whatever this is, it smells wonderful
Luis: It's a pot of boiling water
Rose: Well I bet you're going to turn it into something wonderful
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Megan: Lily got married
Charlie: What!?
Megan: Thank you for having the proper reaction. What!?
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Rose: Marco, I will pay you for a protein shake
Marco: Your mother already has that covered, but I do accept tips
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Luis: the final slice of a garlic clove is the most delicate, you don't want to waste any of this
Marco: Luis, you're a sous chef, not a rabbi, just cut the garlic
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Season 1, Episode 11: "All About Love, Actually"
Will: I do know that part of being a good boyfriend is listening... and big presents never hurt either• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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