Season 1, Episode 10: "All About Overcompensating"
Megan: I'm all about having lots of eggs in the basket. Yes, yes, I might like one egg more than the other but the fact that I have other eggs puts the pressure off the one egg I like really like so it won't crackMarco: I have no idea what you just said but now I'm jonesing for an omelet
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Megan: I can't believe you were listening to us yesterday
Marco: You can't? That's adorable
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Megan: This is not how I wanted to look when I see the guy that I'm trying to be casual about casually dating
Marco: But mentioning your pickle breath is a rock solid turn on
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Will: You don't have to worry, this isn't a rebound thing. I've been out with a few women since lily and I broke things off. So by definition...
Megan: You rebounded.. and scored. Look at me using the sports metaphors!
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Marco: Well, well, well. Someone fell out of bed and into a makeover. what's going on, red?
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Season 1, Episode 9: "All About Insecurities"
Megan [to Will]: I still cannot believe your boss would fire you over this. Not only is it unfair but it's totally illegal. You know what, give me his phone number. I can be totally scary over the phone.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marco: Okay if I knew you were throwing a pity party I would have whipped up some hors d'oeuvres
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Marco: What's with the furrowed brow? Someone suck the cream out of your eclair?
Megan: Eww
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Will: I've been refilling your coffee for over a year now peter, you never had a problem with it before
Peter: I didn't know you wipe your ass with my paychecks before. I'm sorry, was that too blunt?
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[the girls are eating Chinese takeout]
Megan: I told you I was gonna find a new project, I just haven't figured it out yet
Caryn: Well if you ask me, it's staring you right in the face
Megan: Pork fried rice, the effects of msg, extreme bloating
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