[after Megan and Charlie kiss]
Megan: Woh..
Charlie: I love you Megan.. Tell me you feel the same way and I won't go. Tell me you need me to stay

Will: I'm sorry I told you to ditch your family. The woman I fell in love with could never give up on anybody
Megan: did you just..?
Will: That's right, I love you Megan Smith. Deal with that
Megan: I love you too

Sage, when I was your age, my biggest concern was trying to get Ethan Hawke to marry me. The Realty Bites Ethan Hawke, not the "I left my wife for my nanny and haven't showered in ten days" Ethan Hawke

Megan

Megan: ...change your hair?
Marco: I'm not 16, a girl, or white

Zach: I don't know how you girls can walk so fast in those heels
Girls' Friend: Rose can each you, she's your size

Megan: Cancel the check!
Will: The bank's closed
Megan: You're a billionaire, isn't there a special number you call?
Will: Yah it's 1-800-im-rich
Megan: That's not even enough numbers

As far as nerds go, you're even cooler than Michael Cera

Rose [to Zach]

Why would you lie to me so early in our relationship? I mean that is something you do in like week two when things get really hard

Rose [to Zach]

If Rose were a serial killer, Sage would just stay in jail to braid her hair

Megan

Rose: Megan do you know anything about knives?
Megan: Okay, i don't like where this conversation is going already

Zach [seeing Rami wearing the same suit]: Oh you wear the same outfit as my debate team, that's cool
Rami: Yes, excuse me while i go set fire to mine

Marco: oh yes, you and the feisty twin have finally found love. Funny how that happens just as Keith decided to terminate ours
Luis: yeah i heard about that, sorry man
Marco: it's okay, this way the world maintains a love hate balance. I'm happy for you two high school musical looking misfits

Privileged Season 1 Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

Random kid