You're saying a dwarf is still at large?


Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...


Shawn: I've had a catheter!
Gus: You mean a catharsis?

My senses don't lie---they multiply.


I can't help being a gorgeous's just the card I drew...


I'm so good it's stupid. I'm stupid good.


Suck it, hyphens.


Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!

Woody: Where is Stumpy?
Gus: Somewhere disappointing Jesus....

Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.

I'm pretty sure 90% of gunshot wounds are psychological. Good news is the body Is built for this sort of thing...I just think it's important for him to keep moving---maybe walk it off!


Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.

Psych Quotes

My BABY!!!!


I'm so proud of you man!

Shawn[ to Cal]