You're saying a dwarf is still at large?

Shawn

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Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...

Gus

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Shawn: I've had a catheter!
Gus: You mean a catharsis?

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My senses don't lie---they multiply.

Shawn

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Everyone stop what you're doing and pay attention only to me!

Shawn

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Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.

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I'm pretty sure 90% of gunshot wounds are psychological. Good news is the body Is built for this sort of thing...I just think it's important for him to keep moving---maybe walk it off!

Shawn

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Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!

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You have achieved pitch perfect AK-47 mouth action.

Shawn

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Suck it, hyphens.

Shawn

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I can't help being a gorgeous fiend...it's just the card I drew...

Shawn

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Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.

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