You're saying a dwarf is still at large?


Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...


Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.

Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!

I'm pretty sure 90% of gunshot wounds are psychological. Good news is the body Is built for this sort of thing...I just think it's important for him to keep moving---maybe walk it off!


Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.

You have achieved pitch perfect AK-47 mouth action.


Suck it, hyphens.


Shawn: I've had a catheter!
Gus: You mean a catharsis?

I can't help being a gorgeous's just the card I drew...


Woody: Where is Stumpy?
Gus: Somewhere disappointing Jesus....

I'm so good it's stupid. I'm stupid good.


Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.