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You're saying a dwarf is still at large?

Shawn

Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...

Gus

Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.

Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!

Woody: Where is Stumpy?
Gus: Somewhere disappointing Jesus....

Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.

You have achieved pitch perfect AK-47 mouth action.

Shawn

Suck it, hyphens.

Shawn

Shawn: I've had a catheter!
Gus: You mean a catharsis?

I can't help being a gorgeous fiend...it's just the card I drew...

Shawn

My senses don't lie---they multiply.

Shawn

I'm so good it's stupid. I'm stupid good.

Shawn
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A national geographic show is happening...I don't think right now is the time for a man to man....

Shawn

Game, set, match!

Shawn
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