You're saying a dwarf is still at large?

Shawn

Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...

Gus

Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.

Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!

Woody: Where is Stumpy?
Gus: Somewhere disappointing Jesus....

Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.

You have achieved pitch perfect AK-47 mouth action.

Shawn

Suck it, hyphens.

Shawn

Shawn: I've had a catheter!
Gus: You mean a catharsis?

I can't help being a gorgeous fiend...it's just the card I drew...

Shawn

My senses don't lie---they multiply.

Shawn

I'm so good it's stupid. I'm stupid good.

Shawn

Psych Quotes

IS THAT MAURICIO IN THERE?!

Shawn

You caught me listening to my own music. How utterly Rob Thomas of me.

Curt Smith