Suck it, hyphens.


Shawn:I am seeing a woman.
Lassiter: Can you tell me her name? Or is it a secret?

Kid, you're gonna get caught, you're gonna blow your whole psychic thing, and you're gonna end up the prime suspect.

Henry[to Shawn]

Gus: You stole a key from a kid?!
Shawn: Come on, Gus that was no kid. That was the product of centuries of inbreeding.

Thanks for sharing, Spencer. Wow, you really put the 'me' in team.

Lassiter [to Shawn]

Gus, help me figure out which one of these cars to commandeer.


Gus J. Gupta, my expert witness.


I prefer they screw up while not wearing our uniforms.


You don't have enough game for half of ONE of those women.

Shawn [to Gus]

My finger to eyebrow device is broken....


Gus: They act like they've never seen a black person...
Young Girl: Excuse me, sir, but are you Frederick Douglas?

My BABY!!!!


Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.