Psych

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Psych

Suck it, hyphens.

Shawn

Shawn:I am seeing a woman.
Lassiter: Can you tell me her name? Or is it a secret?

Kid, you're gonna get caught, you're gonna blow your whole psychic thing, and you're gonna end up the prime suspect.

Henry[to Shawn]

Gus: You stole a key from a kid?!
Shawn: Come on, Gus that was no kid. That was the product of centuries of inbreeding.

Thanks for sharing, Spencer. Wow, you really put the 'me' in team.

Lassiter [to Shawn]

Gus, help me figure out which one of these cars to commandeer.

Shawn

Are you, Shawn Spencer, psychic?

Lassiter

Lassiter: If you don't treat O'Hara with the respect she deserves, or you hurt her in any way, I will discharge my pistol.
Shawn: You're saying you'll shoot me?
Lassiter: Repeatedly.

You don't have enough game for half of ONE of those women.

Shawn [to Gus]

My finger to eyebrow device is broken....

Shawn

My BABY!!!!

Carlton

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.

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Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.

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