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Shawn has taken a lover... yay!


Don't get your 1950's boxers in a bunch, Carlton.


Do you remember the exact moment that you realized you were psycho?

Shawn [to Allison]

Shawn: I will protect you.
Juliet: And I will protect you right back.

Buzz: Wow, you're like a robot.
Carlton: That's the comment someone made on my eHarmony I guess it must be true.

I'm sorry, I was busy James Bond-ing it up in here.


Suck it, hyphens.


Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Shawn:I am seeing a woman.
Lassiter: Can you tell me her name? Or is it a secret?

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